1. "I don’t like musicals because they’re all way too happy"
















    a better


    reason. like seriously 

    (via imnotaselfhelpbook)

  2. applejuiceforstrider:



    "Hup hup hup hup"

    (Source: collegehumor, via f0rgetregrett)


  3. asktoothless:



    I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

    but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

    Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

    The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

    (via and-so-we-run)


  5. bangarz:

    I just found the best Facebook page

    (via angry-wizards)

  6. slackerlackermotivation:

    needs to be put up in every school 

    (Source: yeah-yeah-the-oat, via dumbpost)


  7. sherlocksmyth:

    i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

    (via rafia-carstairs)

  8. vertigokiss:


    needs to be put up in every school 

    moreover, it’s not my problem if they don’t. i’m not here to be eye candy. i’m allowed to wear shorts, i’m allowed to show skin, i’m allowed to have stretch marks and scars and blemishes and moles.

    that’s really when everyone’s offended, you know. when you show off your less-than-perfect legs and break the illusion that all women should look good.

    (Source: yeah-yeah-the-oat, via choosechoice)

  9. fluffyplant:



    The floor is lava. [vid]

    This is one of the best gifs

    omfg I’ve only ever seen the end part of this gif this is amazing

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via and-so-we-run)

  10. wryer:

    I met a nice cat on the way home

    (via emmatomorr0w)


  11. "1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
    2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
    3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
    4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
    5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
    6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
    7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
    8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
    9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
    10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
    11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
    12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
    13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
    14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
    15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
    16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
    17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
    18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat."
    — insical (via insical)

    (via virginitythieff)


  12. "You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond."
    — (via eliaes)

    (Source: the-psycho-cutie, via virginitythieff)


    1. preschooler: let's play Frozen!
    2. preschooler: I want to be Anna, Max can be Kristoff
    3. me: okay, who should I be?
    4. preschooler: you can be Prince Hans because I don't like either of you
  14. all the things i ship ★ david ‘gordo’ gordon and lizzie mcguire

    i think i may like my best friend as more than a friend.

    (via portuguesechristian)